Cleaning is not rocket science, it's common sense
Ah, so here you are. Somehow found your way to our homepage, we don’t want you to leave, because that’s what our website guy says, and he’s really good.
No one hates marketing more than Simple Clean, in fact it infuriates us.
”We’re the best”, or “We clean the greatest”, or even, “#1 Commercial cleaning service”.Ugh. How many times do we have to hear other services say that garbage just to put something out there? I mean, what’s the point. We get it, you are the best, we know. So is every other business out there.
If you want to switch, and you found yourself here, then you are in the right spot, no B.S. Sure, we’ll persuade you with a couple of free movie tickets, because, well, why the hell not? What have you got to lose? You meet us, we knock your socks off with our pizazz and a dash of razzle dazzle, and then we become best friends. Period.
Put your name in the little form, and off you go. Talk soon.
Craig Kalucki- Owner of this fine establishment
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The benefits a clean office has for you, your employees, and your customers go deeper than the surface.
We get "it." That's all you really need to know, is that we understand life. Cleaning isn't rocket science, and it's not meant to be complex. That's why we named it Simple Clean, not Complexity Clean.
We have a 100% satisfaction guarantee for your office or commercial property cleaning.
If you are not satisfied with the cleaning, just leave us a sad face on a sticky note in the office and we will take the cleaning off the bill.
We will also meet with you to discuss what the problem areas were, and how we can better serve you! This is a relationship based company, so talking about everything concerning your investment is extremely important to us, and you!
As our commercial cleaning client, you will have the benefit and comfort of the following, GUARANTEED:
- We guarantee that YOUR commercial cleaning service is fully licensed, insured and bonded, protecting YOUR New Jersey business from any lawsuits, personal injury, or property damage. We also guarantee that our staff is drug tested and background checked so you know your property is safe and sound, and you and your business are dealing with the pros.
- YOURcommercial cleaning staff is donned with ID tags and a short bio, so you feel comfortable enough to talk with them, ask them questions about work, life, whatever! We want you to feel like you made the right call to hire people who YOU know, and can understand. Not outsiders who don’t fit your needs and values.
- A graded inspection by each employee and supervisor that puts the accountability on us, so you don’t have to worry about babysitting, right?! Right. We have omitted the need for you to become one of our office cleaning staff, so you can clear that off your to-do list!